Defense Against Sex Abuse Charges: I Didn't Do It I Don't Like Black Women!

Football player, Albert Haynesworth, is facing sexual assult charges:

WASHINGTON -- Washington Redskins defensive tackle Albert Haynesworth was charged Tuesday with misdemeanor sexual abuse for allegedly fondling his server's breast at a Washington hotel.

A grand jury returned an indictment formally charging Haynesworth. The waitress' allegations have been reported by the media after the alleged incident in February.

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According to the U.S. attorney's office, the government's evidence shows Haynesworth slid a credit card down the front of the server's dress and fondled her breast.

So, this fool goes to court and won't plead out. That makes sense if you didn't do it or if you think you can defeat the charges. But HOW does dude defend himself? He says he doesn't even like Black women!

"I didn't touch her. I don't even like black girls. I know what this is about, she is just upset I have a white girlfriend. I couldn't tell you the last time I dated a black girl. She was trying to get with me, " Haynesworth said.

Dude has had many issues before this, but this defense for being a brute is really over the top. For this one, not only do I throw the NP flag, I also nominate this fool for being Drop Squaded.

Wait, forget the Drop Squad. He's waaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy beyond gone.