Tiger Woods, Golf Bad Pun Alert

OK, the "revelations" that Tiger Woods has had affairs, got my bad pun motor running. You have been warned. These are mine:

• Some women are coming out saying they bonked Tiger and felt his Wood.
• The women he cheated with are saying Tiger was never under par.
• Tiger never missed a hole in one.
• Tiger is good, but one time he did shank hit putt.
• Hopefully, Tiger doesn't develop a slice like O.J.
• Another women comes forward to say she likes Tiger's nine iron
• Tiger better hope none of these women are late for tee time
• Maybe Tiger should have stuck with the hand wedge
• I guess this puts a new meaning on foursome
• Do we even want to know about the back nine?
• Tiger's wife is going to California for the money ball
• Tiger, got confused with the ball washer

These are from others:

• Tiger's long off the tee, and can read the lies, which means his up and down game ain't bad.
• Given all of this, no wonder his wife is teed off
• Ouch! Talk about your sand traps!