OK, that title was wrong and I shouldn't have thought it and
definitely shouldn't have put it out there, but I did it. Why?
Two FBI agents were at the front door of their two-story brick
colonial in Mitchellville.
"Don't answer it," the county executive said, unaware that more agents
were listening in.
Johnson ordered his wife to find and destroy a $100,000 check from a
real estate developer that was hidden in a box of liquor.
"Do you want me to put it down the toilet?" Leslie Johnson asked.
"Yes, flush that," the county executive said.
But what about the cash? she asked - $79,600.
Put it in your underwear, the county executive told his wife.
She replied, "I have it in my bra" - which is where
agents discovered the money after she answered the door.
Like the title says, she must have big hooters! $79,600?