OK, the "revelations" that Tiger Woods has had affairs, got my bad pun motor running. You have been warned. These are mine:
- Some women are coming out saying they bonked Tiger and felt his Wood.
- The women he cheated with are saying Tiger was never under par.
- Tiger never missed a hole in one.
- Tiger is good, but one time he did shank hit putt.
- Hopefully, Tiger doesn't develop a slice like O.J.
- Another women comes forward to say she likes Tiger's nine iron
- Tiger better hope none of these women are late for tee time
- Maybe Tiger should have stuck with the hand wedge
- I guess this puts a new meaning on foursome
- Do we even want to know about the back nine?
- Tiger's wife is going to California for the money ball
- Tiger, got confused with the ball washer
These are from others:
- Tiger's long off the tee, and can read the lies, which means his up and down game ain't bad.
- Given all of this, no wonder his wife is teed off
- Ouch! Talk about your sand traps!