This is just damn funny!
Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on
their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has
The Coroner tells the Inspector: "First body is an 85-year-old Frenchman. He died of heart failure while kissing his 20 year old mistress, hence the enormous smile."
"The second body is an Irishman, 25 years of age. He won a thousand dollars on the lottery and spent it all on whisky in one day. Died of alcohol poisoning; hence the smile."
The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"
"Ah," says the coroner, "This is the most unusual one. This is the Reverend Al Sharpton. He was struck by lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.
"He thought he was having his picture taken."